My name is Quincey. I attacked a 120 lb. Mastiff. I scared him so badly he cried and peed all over the floor!
i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like
AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE
"THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”
AND I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT TO IF IT WASN’T FOR YOU MEDDLING FIREMEN
Anna Kendrick arriving at the 86th Annual Academy Awards (March 2, 2014)