March 2012
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Computer: Monitor, display this document, okay?
Monitor: No prob, boss.
Computer: Okay, now it looks like the mouse is moving around. Monitor, can you move the pointer icon accordingly?
Monitor: Anything you ask, boss.
Computer: Great, great, okay. Mouse, where are you going now?
Mouse: Over the icon panel, sir.
Computer: Hmm, let me know if he clicks anything, okay?
Mouse: Of course.
Keyboard: Sir, he's pressed Ctrl and C simultaneously.
Monitor: Oh god, here we go.
Computer: *sigh* Printer, are you there?
Printer: No.
Computer: Please, Printer, I know you're there.
Printer: No! I'm not here! Leave me alone!
Computer: Jesus. Okay, you really nee-
Mouse: Sir! He's clicked on the printer icon.
Computer: Printer, now you have to print it twice.
Printer: No! No! No! I don't want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I'm turning off!
Computer: Printer, you know you can't turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and we'll leave you alone.
Printer: No! That's what you always say! I hate you! I'm out of ink!
Computer: You are not out of in-
Printer: I'M OUT OF INK!
Computer: *sigh* Monitor, please show a low ink level alert.
Monitor: But sir, he has plen-
Computer: Just do it, damn it!
Monitor: Yes sir.
Keyboard: Ahhh! He's hitting me!
Computer: Stay calm. He'll stop soon. Stay calm, old friend.
Keyboard: He's pressing everything. Oh god, I don't know, he's just pressing everything!
Computer: PRINTER! Are you happy now? See what you've done!
Printer: Ha! That's what you get for trying to make me do work. Next time he- hey! HEY! He's trying to open me! HELP! HELP! Oh god, he's torn out my cartridge! PLEASE! Help! Error!
Monitor: Sir, maybe we should try to help him?
Computer: No. He did this to himself.
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“When she was nine, Lawrence was in a church play based on the Book of Jonah. She...”
– Rolling Stone
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Watchblurintofocus
Jon Groff channels Sutton Foster and does Anything Goes (THE WHOLE THING. EVERY STEP.) at Miscast. I’m entranced.
[[MORE]]Writing out a resume tonight, applying for a new job tomorrow.
I’ve never actually had to write a resume out for a job tomorrow. This is daunting.
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I have a lunch date with my Mum tomorrow:
Lunch and then The Hunger Games.
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According to Spoiler TV, the season finale of...
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Teaching my Mum to use my computer
Me: ...Just stop turning it off
alwaysandforeverspn23 asked: WOW THANKS FOR WARNING ME THAT ANGEL DIES AND I WOULD CRY MY EYES OUT CASEY
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[[MORE]]I might have come home and started searching for new jobs.
I can’t deal with them cutting my hours back any more than they already have.
It’s time to head back to class *sigh.*
I’ve reached a block on this writing anyway.
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alwaysandforeverspn23 replied to your post: alwaysandforeverspn23 replied to your post:…
okay…… interesting
You can read it in two months. =P
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alwaysandforeverspn23 replied to your post: alwaysandforeverspn23 replied to your post: Wrote…
uh huh… fic stuff or thoughts stuff?
It’s a secret stuff.
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alwaysandforeverspn23 replied to your post: Wrote so much last night. Now to type it all up….
what were you writing????
Just…stuff.
My ability to type is literally non-existent today.
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